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02-Jul-08

**Heythx 4 coming 2 notes13.this site is updated evryday,but sumtimes, i might not have time i have a life, ppl

anyway,yeah, i have a lot on my sitei have games, links 2 othr cool sites,music,pix, things that will make u laugh so hard that u will start crying,and a bunch of other stuf. sign my gb,or maybe go to the message boardsjust go sumwhere,since ur already here, but i mostly want u 2 check my updates by scrolling down.actually, its not that far down.nehhhhhhr mind.or u can scroll down 2 "here's a game".its in big, GREENletters.**

>>>>>Updates:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Last Updated-July3

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Aloha 2 alla u frm Tingley, Iowa!(dats a real place).its tv Thurday, so send me
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a message bout sumthin u saw on tv. like last nite, the Baby Borrowers was on.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>if u do, i'll advertise ur site 4 a day!just 4 2day, u can go2 my links section, go
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>2 "games & quizzes", thentake the quiz bout me, when it asks 4 ur name, use ur

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>user name on blinkz.if u do, i'll advertise ur site for 2 days!!!---
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the wackiest story frm yesterday

web-dezigner
Posted: June 15, 2008 - 3:55 PM
Updated: July 2, 2008 - 12:59 PM

OK heres my story:
Once there was this guy that was chinese and couldn't speak english but could sometimes we he watched tv reruns said the words perfectly.
-One day he was watching tv andthe commercials came on. the first one was:
he stole my lollipop! he stole my lollipop!
the next one was:
FORKS AND KNIVES! FORKS AND KNIVE!
then the last one was:
Plug it in! Plug it in!
-okay. then this guy a couple days later killed this guy from his own race that went around asking, "wwould you like to play?" like on the wii comercial? and he thought that it was a hi-tech gun from United States or some sort of taser he saw on the tv. So he panicked and took the wii remote beat him to death and let the other guy free.
-The next day he was walking down the side of the road with the dead guy in a transparent human bag and the police came by

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ by the way he was in africa when he killed him but flw to America cause he knew that he was a illegal alien. ok. LETS GET BACK TO THE STORY! THIS IS THE GOOD PART!
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The policemen stopped him and took him to court and the judge asked and then the interpreter repeated, "why did you kill him?" he looked around and then said, "he stole my lollipop! he stole my lollipop!" then they asked, "how did you do it?" "forks and knives! forks and knives!" so in america they couldnt believe that he actually confessed to the murder but since he was an illegal imagrant the took him to the electric chair singin, "PLUG IT IN! PUG IT IN!"

THE END!

hope i win!
web-dezigner

notes13 ur story is rly funny 2

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