funny4life
|
Posted: May 3, 2008 - 8:17 AM
Updated: August 14, 2008 - 10:25 AM
ZOMG TV THURSDAY?! Well, watching telly isn't really my thing, but I watch it every now and then, so let me see . . . Hmm . . . There's this odd show caled I Love Money. Very weird . . . XD
Oh, and yesh. PINECONES WOOT YAY!!!! Thanks for lining ze story even if it wasn't as good as the last one, I think. But if you like it- okay. ^__^
I'm not from Whales but whatever. Too paranoid to say where, but, meh, oh well. ^__^ I SHALL GO VOTE RIGHT NOW! YAY! Hmm . . . telly shtuff, eh? Well, I don't usually watch much TV, but when I do, it's usually something of the cartoon sort (I love cartoons!! So lame, right? XD), or something on Vh1. So, something on the telly was that Batman was on, and it was ze slightly new one with Christian Bale, whom I'd do anything just to meet 'cause I'm such a fan-girl. XD But anywhosen, yep, it wasn't The Dark Knight just the original Batman, just with Christian Bale- that make sense?- and I loved every minute of it. ^__^
Can't wait 'til the new one comes!!! WOOO!!
TOODLES!!
Sarah Yep, these messages are just piling up, are they not? ^__^
Well, YAY!!! It's Funny Story Wednesday or whatever, so here's another weird story:
So, me and my friend went to Barnes and Noble (book store, if you didn't know), and we realized how it was all quiet, y'know? So, we went to the Wal-Mart across the street and got all this shtuff:
1. 4 cans of Silly String
2. 1 bag of streamers
3. a small cake
And then we went back to my house for my iPod and my iPod transpotable speakers- which meant we could take them to Barnes and Noble with us. X3
So, we gathered up all of our crap, and then we snuck into Barnes and Noble with all this stuff- TOTALLY undetected- and we they weren't that busy, so we went to a section that was kinda unseen a bit 'cause it was behind lots of stacks of books, and we guessed it was for, like, returned books to further be shelved or something, so we sat back there until we had all of our stuff together and then we started draping all of the streamers over the shelves with the ocasional Silly String catapulted at eachother, inbetween other customers. X3
Then after we'd used up the streamers at corners of the store where no one really was, (so not lots of people had seen our little caper) we sat at a table at the little Starbucks thingy store they had inside Barnes and Noble. We sat down and started eating our tiny cake, and after we took the beginning bites, we shouted, "GOODNESS ME! THIS CAKE IS UTTERLY DELICIOUS!!! Would anybody care to try some? Anybody? Anybody at all?" We showed everyone the cake but they just looked at us like we were total creeps, which we were. As soon as we did that, the manager came and "escorted" us out, but still, we got to keep some of our pride, 'cause we'd left a note where our main Silly String and streamer was was and it was something like:
"So, you've found this. We had a lot of fun. Hope to do it again sometime! TA!" It was hilarious!!!! Hope that's a better story than the last, though I doubt it. TOODLES!!!
Sarah
So, if you still wanna post my story, there it is, if you want it, but I highly doubt it now. XD
So, um . . . Top 10 Wishes, is it not?
Well, in no particular order is my wishes:
1. To fly. (It's a bird, it's a plane- NO! IT'S SARAH ZOMG!)
2. To see Breaking Benjamin live in concert.
3. Get a YouTube account.
4. Get a, like, 300 dollar iTunes card. XD
5. Be not so lard-ish. XD (AKA- Lose a bit of weight.)
6. Meet Imogen Heap.
7. Get ze new Imogen Heap CD.
8. Meet the lead singer of Breaking Benjamin.
9. Visit St. Petersburg, Russia.
10. Um . . . Gte the guy I like to talk to me more.
What a waste of a 10th wish. XD
Boys only last as long as food in a skinny, super-model's stomach. XD As soon as they eat, they've gotta throw it up. XD Loverly image, right? ^__^
Well, that was a great little wish statement.
So, toodles!!
Sarah
Well, that was hilarious! If Mathew didn't wake up then popped a chicken nugget out from underneath his pillow, I'd shout, "YOU DIDN'T OFFER ME A DANG CHICKEN NUGGET?!?!?!"
Hysterical, man. XD
So, here's my story:
So, my friend and I were at this hotel for our summer vacation, and we wanted to play a prank on all the old people that were there 'cause there was some sorta weird convention going on. (Old people convention? X3) So, my friend and I bought a whole bunch of sticky notes and wrote on each individual one: "Hello! Old people smell nice. And thanks to this delightful fact, we've invited you to a free pillow fight this afternoon in our lobby, with live musical guest- Britney Spears. Keep those bones alive and young! Sincerely, the Staff." We stuck those on each door- even if there WASN'T an old person staying there- and we totally almost got caught when a service manager was roaming the halls for some reason, but we hid the notes that remained in our jackets. It was hilarious, and the next day, like, HALF the sticky notes were gone, and there was a sign in the lobby that said something like, "DO NOT PUT STRANGE NOTES AND/OR STATEMENTS ON THE DOORS. THANK YOU." My friend and I were laughing so hard, and we never got caught, so it made it even cooler. I love hotels. =D
Sarah
I'm still not deleting those messages. XD
So, man, how the heck can I choose? Well, at ze moment, my top 0 favorite songs are . . .
1. Evil Angel- Breaking Benjamin.
2. Listening To Freddie Mercury- Emery
3. Had Enough- Breaking Benjamin
4. Break Stuff- Limp Bizkit
5. Hide and Seek- Imogen Heap
6. Inside Out- Imogen Heap
7. God, That's Good- Helena Bonham Carter and Edward Sanders
8. How I Could Kill A Man (Cry, Baby)- Charlotte Sometimes
9. Water's Edge- 1997
10. This Is Halloween- Marylin Manson
Probably not really my top 10, but I mean, who really knows that off the top of their head? Just some songs I like; most of them not top 10 shtuff, but whatever. XD
TOODLEPIP!
Sarah HI! I'm gonna leave the previous guestbook not since you said it was your favorite. ^__^
HE-HE! I like the chihuahua dog with the bow on your guestbook. The bow is what makes it cute, but sometimes, those kind of dogs realy scare me. I mean, their fur is all short so when you pet its head it feels sorta weird, y'know? And then they yelp and yelp and yelp and it is so annoying that I just wanna be like, "SHUT THE HECK UP, MAN!" But I like dogs so I'd feel really bad. And since I've bashed chihuahua's in this, I'll feel REALLY bad if you DO have one. XD
SHWEET! I can't wait for the Weird Story Day or whatever it is. Is it when you tell or a story or everyone tells a weird story? I've got tons of them. XD
So, from the template picture, it looks like you have an iPhone! HOORAY! Pretty shweet. My friend has one and in class sometimes, we use it and we never got in trouble the whole year. But I always felt bad unsing it so much 'cause it was her's but whenever I asked she'd just be like, "What? Why would you feel bad, stupid?" XD
Well, so I can't wait for the other days, too. It's gonna be awesome. =D
So, toodlepip!
Sarah HELLO! I love your site! So much shtuff on it! I like the ripped jeans abckground and the rainbow one on your message board. It's pretty distracting. ^w^
Well, I can't believe you've got so much! CRAY-ZAY-NESS!
So, I hope your day is filled with slap-happy goodness! (inside joke, don't ask.)
TOODLES!
Sarah
|
